Ocean Clover♣'s Blog!


Posted on: April 7, 2010

1,000 CHEESE TYPES! 1,000 PIES! 1,000 DOGS NAMED POPTART AND ALLIE! 1,000 hits!!!

Recipe for 1,000 hits (I think; either that or poison sewage)

What you need:

  • 1 ½ cups of posts
  • ¾ cups of colors
  • ¼ cups of cool graphics
  • 1¼ cups of interesting and funny stuff
  • ¼ ounce of smilies


  1. Start with an interesting introduction with pictures, colorful words, and smilies. Make the post lenghthy and delicious! Oh, and very funny!
  2. Advertise everywhere you can! Ask sites you work on if you can put your blog on their Blogroll.
  3. Update with new posts and un-boring pages at least 2 times a week!
  4. Keep the visitors interested with contests and events!
  5. Let it simmer for 3 or 4 months. You should have a fully-hitted blog by then!

I’ll come up with another celebration thingy later… please hold, my brain is out of order, get your gumballs at another machine!


7 Responses to "1,000 SMACKAROONIES!"

YAY! GO OCEAN CLOVER!THE RECIPE WAS SCRUMPCIOUS!! *crowd cheers for Ocean Clover!!!

Phew! Then it wasn’t poison sewage! And…
YAYA FOR ANNIESOPHIE FOR ACTUALLY COMMENTING! I only got 19 hits today, yet just a few days ago I got 200…

Great recipie!

BTW. Do you think you could put me on your Blogroll? =)


To Post Script: Kay! I was gonna, anyway! 😀


I also added your blog’s button! But, for some reason, it won’t link to your blog, even though I made it to… 😕

How do you make a blog button?

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